Waiting for Superman

My Declaration of Independence

When in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the allergic bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and independence from the boundaries of allergies allowing one to enjoy life to the fullest in everyway possible.

Whenever any Form of allergies become destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or abolish it, and institute new perspectives, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such forth, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their ability to interact with certain foods or nature without worrying about severe reactions to

Such has been a sufferance of mine, and such is now the necessity, which constrains them to alter their former allergens system. The history of the present system is a history of no further development in finding possible cures. To prove this let facts be submitted to the candid world.

It has pressed me carrying around an antihistamine everywhere I go just incase a reaction were to occur due to non caring people that prepare my food.

I have been made to be extra cautious everywhere I go which creates a lot of confusion for some people that don't seem to understand how severe it may get if they are not careful enough.

It has taken away my freedom to enjoy life to its fullest. I love food, especially trying new foods but that creates a lot of stress when I want to step outside the boundaries.

It has also taken away my freedom to enjoy the change of seasons. Every year it takes its toll on me from the blossoming to the pollen in the air.

It has taken away my right to appreciate seafood restaurants because I have a terrible reaction to shell fish even though I love the taste of it.

In every stage of these Oppressions I have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our Repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. I have reminded medical doctors and allergist professionals of the circumstances on my allergies, to which they turned a deaf ear too.

I, therefore, appealing to the entire medical staff for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of me, solemnly publish and declare, That We are, and of right ought to be, Free and Independent, that we are Absolved from all allergies of any kinds.