Why Does Steve Eat Frank?

Frank was having a very bad day. Steve didn't beleive Frank when he said he was sad. Why should Frank be sad when he had the world's largest collection of soup spoons? Steve told Frank he was lying and Frank cried.

"Stop it." Frank said. They stared at each other for severval years. Eventually, Steve came to his senses and ate Frank. Frank was now very dead. Steve smiled, took the soup spoons for his own, got married to Karen, moved to the Ukaraine, and bought a pet salad.

Joe was in a pickle. Literally. He banged his fists on the pickle walls and cried for help. No one came. Joe could see no way out, except to eat through the wall. Joe couldn't do that, he hated pickles! He sat down on he ground and waited for his fairy godfather. When he didn't come, Joe ate through the Pickle and threw up on a pretty lady, whom he married years later. After cleaning her off...

Norman was a happy man. One day, he fell into a vat of pudding.

Bob was young. So young, he wasn't even born. And, then he was. As soon as he was born he wrote a book. It was about world peace! It was so good, he got a spot on Oprah. Oprah was happy. Bob was sad. You see, Bob never cared for world peace. He had been so young when he had written that. Now, he planned on taking over the world with his awesome powers. And so he did.

Apples were falling from the sky. People screamed. People ran. People were hit over the heads with apples. Issac Newton laughed.

There is a penguin somewhere who wants a hug. Who needs someone to snuggle. Please, please, please, don't be that person.