What Does It Feel like to Be Awesome?

What does it feel like to be awesome? Have you, as a pathetic looking crap, ever thought of being awesome? Of course you have! Well worry less as I'll teach you how to be as awesome as a cow.Firstly, to be awesome you must waste your precious time to type out a stupid essay randomly just to gain membership to view others essays. How awesome is that right?

Next is you should always watch How I met Your Mother. That's right! It's all about that chap named Barney Stinson again. I know. He's awesome and hilarious. Okay seriously I'm sorry for wsting your time to read my awful essay as I'm just crapping nonsensical stuff in other for it to reach 250 words. This is like the worse piece of shit I've ever written in my entire life and hell yeah am I happy to finally reach the word limit. It's like so damn AWESOME! bye peeps!

This sucks, I've not reached my word limit yet and I thought I've hit it. Well, too bad for you as you have to spend another 5 minutes to read my random rant. So, why am I being so pathetic you may ask. It's all because of my awesome behavior to be so awesome and awesome and awesome for my entire life. How cool is that? Bye peeps! i love you you love me we are happy family with a great big heart and a kiss from me to you. I feel so awesome like a little billy awesome it's so cool to waste my time doing this piece of crap as if I've no life.