Space Cowboy

Career – Space Cowboy

Ride special rocket ship into outer space searching for the rare “blue comet”.  This special alien asteroid originates from beyond our universe, somewhere in another universe.  

In order to locate this “blue comet” our special astronaut called the “space cowboy” must study all the space charts, starting with the simple worlds in our solar system, the “space cowboy” must know them by heart.  After memorizing the worlds inside our solar system he must then memorize all the surrounding solar systems, eventually getting to the entire galaxy.  After learning everything in our galaxy, the “space cowboy” must study all the surrounding galaxy’s.  Once he learns every galaxy he must then study our universe and all the surrounding universes.  Once he learns everything, he will have mastered the multiverse.

The “blue comet” originates in the living cells, the smallest building block of life, within an alien.  These aliens do not require air to breathe – we have not as yet discovered how their respiration takes place, but they are alive.  When this alien dies, his “body” decays instantly in outer space and releases a light more brilliant than a supernova.

Some of the cells of this alien survive the decay process and shoot out traveling faster than the speed of light, becoming the valuable “blue comet”.  As it travels through the various galaxy’s inside the various universes, it collects microscopic dust particles that contain precious elements such as BLAH BLAH AND BLAH.  

One of these “blue comets” blew a new crater on the dark side of the moon.  We discovered this during the “new moon” phase, when the moon is supposed to be dark to half of the earth, instead it was a blue circle with a dark center, and every other phase had a bluish tint surrounding the dark side.  When the moon cycled to the “full moon” phase the blue circle surrounding the moon disappeared.

It took the president no time at all to raise the funding to restart NASA and train our astronauts to travel to the dark side of the moon.  Recruiting new astronauts for this mission was easy, but training them proved hard BLAH, BLAH, AND BLAH.